We both laughed a lot. I'm the same. Very much. My flatmate, Mark, would really love her. Describe her in three words. Funny, interesting, very pretty - sorry, that's four! Did you go on somewhere? I rescued Kitty when a wave knocked her over. She can't wink, but I like her. Match the lines. Its my birthday tomorrow, so I'm very excit, was surpris, Irs usually rubbis! I don't like her new boyfriend. Everybody cries sometimes. Thank you, That lesson was realy interest.
Complete the adjectives with -ed or -ing. Use a dictionary to do these exercises. Verbs of similar meaning 1 Choose the correct verb for each line. They lot of ice-hockey in Canada. What did you. Do you want to to speak Spanish?
Adjectives and nouns that go together 2 Underline two nouns that go with each adjective. Words with two meanings 4 What are the two meanings of date in these sentences? Dates and raisins are good for you. Look atthe photos What are the situations? Complete the conversations with the words below.
B No, thankyou. Practise with a partner. Pay attention to stress and intonation. Which expressions are more formal? See you later. Lovely day again. Imsosomyt ives tees oan oe if onananraotl Canute seer ta ioe 7 8 Bye!
Have a good 1 Youre welcome, sno toube oe cecal Wael yc Pes 10 Cheers! B My pleasure. I'm free tomorrow night. What about that? Nine is good for me, too. Are you doing anything special? Listen and check. Lovely day agai Listen and check. Pay attention to the stress and intonation. Practise the conversations with a partner. Say an expression from A. Can your partner give the correct response from B? They say its going to rain again tomorrow! Enjoy itwhile it lasts! Give some examples.
Match the headings and questions. Are you married or single? What are your home and mobile phone numbers? What's your first name? What do you do? Where were you born? When were you bon? What's your family name?
What degrees, diplomas, certificates etc. What's your email address? Write about you. Circle F or M Delete where not applicable. What do you think their relationship is? What adjectives describe them? Chloe and Leah are identical twins, aged 9. They have an older brother and sister, Luke, 11, and Jessica, We've got similar personalities, and we're very different from Luke and Jessica.
I always want to be with Chloe. I never feel sad when I'm with her — well, not really sad. People say we're starting to look more different now, and I hate that. We're getting older, and we can't live together when we're grown-ups! Why not?! Why dont they spend a lot of time together?
Liam and Dylan Clark Liam and Dylan are I find I often try to be different from Liam. I sometimes want the same thing as hhim in a restaurant, but I never order it! We don't feel so competitive now that we're living very different lives. But I still really want to beat him at sports!
I'm happy we're more independent now. Ciao 11 Which two present tenses are use inthe texts? Find examples of both, 2 Lookat the sentences. Which refers to alltime? Which refers tonow? Dylan living in Manchester. Is have got more formal or informal?
More spoken or written? ED 4 Work with a partner. Use the prompts to ask and answer questions about the twins. QEB Listen and check. EB Listen to Liam and Dylan. Why were they in different classes at school? Complete the sentences. Make ais of pros and cons. How are the forms different? Do you havea car? Yes, ido. Have you got a big flat? Yes, thave. Student B Look at p These are called state verbs. Where did you get it? I to be with people. He three houses in London.
What's wrong? What it z EB Listen and check. Check it 5 Tick 7 the correct sentence. I wait for a taxi [Etim at Don's house. Vocabulary and speaking 3 Complete the sentences with the phrases from 1 My perfect day 1 dont feel lke cooking tonight. Match the verbs and train to work phrases. A at ehiaee 6 Its a lovely day! Lets invite some friends round and. Bly al tothe gym in the garden.
Make notes. Talk about your perfect Saturday or Sunday. Reading and speaking The independence quiz 1 Look at the photos and answer the questions. Where would you like to be? Discuss with a partner. Do you agree?
Are you happy with how independent you are? If not, how would you like to change? Vocabulary 5 Work in pairs. Look at phrases from the quiz and match them with their meanings a-h. Use the phrases in 5 to talk about yourself 1 Ym good at keeping things to myselt Soi hopeless keeping secrets!
It's good to have family, friends, and a partner. So, where are you on the scale of dependence and independence? This quiz will help you find out! Quiz 1 Do you wear whatever you want or do you worry about what other people think?
You have the chance to spend a couple of days extra there on your own. Do you say? It's not so much fun seeing new places on my own, but itl still be interesting, b No.
What's the point of seeing a new city on my own? I ccan see the things I really want to see. Do you? Pay no attention to what they think - you have to live there, not them. Forget it and look for another flat. I love spending time alone. I hate being alone. Yes, sometimes. I prefer to be with people most of the time, but I need some time on my own.
Ina group, can you express an opinion that all the others disagree with strongly? It might be better than the recipe!
Do you Work in small groups and discuss the questions. Ifso, how? How well do you know them? Really well. Justtosay helloto. What do you think it means? What do you think makes a good neighbour? Read the ideas and discuss in groups.
Add your own ideas. Read the questions. Do Alfie and Mrs Crumble speak to each other? What does Alfie wear? What doesn't he wear? Has he got a job? Has he got a girlfriend? Where does she live? Why does he make so much noise? What's he doing right now? What does Alfie think of Mrs Crumble? Work in small groups.
Firs listen to Mrs Crumble and discuss the answers to questions Now listen to Alfie and discuss the answers to questions again. What differences are there? What do you think the truth is? Work with a partner. Roleplay the conversation when Alfie and Mrs Crumble finally get to know each other. Afie Hello! You're Mrs Crumble, arenityou? Oh, hello, Alfie. You know my name!
Which conversation is more successful? Do you think any of BS replies are too short? A 8 reer 1 Whata lovely day tistoday! They new whatreyoudoing tonight? Ir eet Did you watch that new crime. You toot ask. What does B say after each reply to keep the conversation going?
Try to remember the extra lines. Dees Keeping a conversation going 5 Work with a partner. Begin a conversation with one of these lines. Keep the conversation going as long as possible. What will you tell them about your life when you reply?
Make some notes. How are the linking words used differently? However, I use it to keep in touch with friends 3 Join these pairs of sentences in different ways using but, although, and however. I try not to eat it too often 2. Alex isa good friend, We don't have a lot in 3 Ilive near Zoe. I dont see her very often. We had a really good holiday. I dont like it 2. She went home. She was tired. We went by bus. I really like the teacher.
Who is writing to who? What news does she «give? Complete the email with the linking words. Use your notes from 1, the highlighted phrases in Amber's email, and some of the linking words. Hi Grace! They're nine now! And we dont lve in Birmingham any more - we moved I didn't want them to grow up in the city. We live in a village called Clent. It's Date: October 28 How wonderful to hear from you! How did you find my email address? Time files!
Iidlike to know more. And you. I can't wait to hear more of your news," the house is there's a lovely pub in the village with please write soon. Which are regular? Which are irregular?
Why is this a good news story? Who is Dindim? Read it again and work with a partner to decide where they go. What is the tense of the verbs in bold? What aid Jodo fina? DEB Listen and check. He isa retired bricklayer but stil works as a part-time fisherman. The penguin didn't want to go. Eight months passed. Joo was sad to lose him, but hoped that the bird just wanted to return to his penguin family. So it was, and so Every year since then, Dindim spends eight.
Where does he go? That's 5, miles a year to be with the man who saved his life. Cine 1 The Past Simple expresses completed action nthe pat. Five years go, Jodo founda sick penguin on the beach. He cleaned him and fed him sardines. Compare these sentences. Uhad a bath fst night. When do we double the final consonant? Think of more examples. Pronunciation 7 Say the past of these regular verbs to a partner. How do you pronounce the -ed ending? Write them on the correct line. Yok visit stay work clean play pass phone want hope answer enjoy MI looked.
Listen and practise the sentences. Notice stressed and unstressed words. Hewaswalkinghome, What was he doing? What were they doing? When we arrived, she made coffee. What did you do when you saw the accident? Talking about you - truth or lies? Write one that is a lie, and one that is the truth, Tell a partner, at7.
Inyour own words 4 Work in small groups. Look at these news headlines. What do you think the articles are about? Which two are they talking about? They can ask questions about it. What were the boy's parents doing? Iwas unning inthe park. Iwas coming home ina taxi after an all-night party. Who bought the vase? Good news or bad news? Are they good news or bad news? Complete your text with these verbs in the Past Simple.
Which article? Where exactly do they go? Ask and answer them with your partner. They began racing How much did Nate's panda cost?
Do some research. Tell the class about the story. Fortunately, Jonny was soon well and running again. Not until Payday! Thank you 5 i TS Yom 50 mach, hepejul future owner. They posted a message on Facebook to try and find him.
What do you know about him? Share your ideas with the class, These are all posters for James Bond films. Have you seen any? What was the most recent Bond film?
What can you guess about the story? Listen again, then answer the questions. How did Mary Goodnight get into the room? Why did she come to find James Bond? Where did they go to talk? What did Scaramanga say? What did he do? Read the story. Find the lines in the text that go. James Bond got back to his hotel room at midnight.
The windows were closed and the air-conditioning was on. Bond: switched it off and opened the windows. His heart was still thumping in his chest. He breathed in the air with relief, then he had a shower and went to bed.
Suddenly, he woke up. He listened. There was a noise. It was coming from the window. Someone was moving behind the curtain, James Bond took his gun from under his pillow, got quietly aut of bed, and crept slowiy along the wall towards the window. Someone was breathing heavily behind the curtain.
Bond pulled itback with one quick movement Mary Goodnight! Help me in! At the last moment, the window banged shut with a noise like a gunshot. Bond cursed again. Shi" said Bond. He quickly led her across the room tothe bathroom. First, he turned on the light then the shower. They sat down together on the side of the bath. What's the matter? A top KGB man, using the name Hendriks, is staying in this hotel. He knows you're here.
He's looking for you! So is a gunman called Scaramanga. Mary, did HQ say if they have a description of me? They just have your name, Secret Agent James Bond.
Now, must get you out of here. Don't worry about me, just tell HQ that you gave me the message, OK? Come here both of you and put your hands up!
His golden gun was pointing directly at James Bond. Correct the false sentences. James Bond felt happy to be back in his hotel room. Bond was dreaming about Mary Goodnight. Bond's gun went off while he was pulling Mary through the window.
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Is he Is she. Does Scaramanga? Were your ideas right? Match a verb 4 Look at the pairs of sentences. Which words in bold are adverbs in A with an adverb in B, You can find them and which are adjectives? What do you notice about them?
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I ove you! What do you think happened? Which of these titles suits it best? Theas in phrases like "the more the better", has a distinct origin and etymology and by chance has evolved to be identical to the definite article.
The and that are common developments from the same Old English system. An area in which the use or non-use of the is sometimes problematic is with geographic names :. Countries and territorial regions are notably mixed, most exclude "the" but there are some that adhere to secondary rules:. Since "the" is one of the most frequently used words in English, at various times short abbreviations for it have been found:. Occasional proposals have been made by individuals for an abbreviation.
As a result, the use of a y with an e above it as an abbreviation became common. This can still be seen in reprints of the edition of the King James Version of the Bible in places such as Romansor in the Mayflower Compact. Historically, the article was never pronounced with a y sound, even when so written. The word "The" itself, capitalised, is used as an abbreviation in Commonwealth countries for the honorific title "The Right Honourable", as in e.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Soon Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone. Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy" and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes.
Meanwhile, Kenny's mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium. Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle.
Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family. South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest.
A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity. Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has a present for Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartman's and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store.
Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion, with his cellmate, Charles Manson. Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes.
Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action. Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman, and the two fight each other for sole credit. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him.
The iceman tries to return to his family. Meanwhile, the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the choir group gets lost when a snake kills their guide. They soon discover the evils of the rainforest, which changes the choir group's message.
Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the Stations of the Cross at church crucifying Cartman and waiting three days for his res-erection. Randy Marsh figures out the reason everyone is combusting is because they are withholding their farts.
Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn't like. Chef's Mama and Papa appear for the first time. The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are. The only one who really enjoys them is Cartman.
The boys try distracting him while the town tries to send the Jakovasaurs to France. The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo.
Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to. Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman Sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich. The boys Stand By Me - The California Raisins - Sing The Hit Songs (CD) in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the insanity.
He becomes Petey, the "don't sue people" Panda. Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy. Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids.
Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF is convinced that the meteor shower party is actually a gathering of a religious cult that is going to commit suicide when the meteor shower arrives. Stan tries to save himself and the party from the ATF.
His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group called "Squirts. This art is key to the Jewish elders celebration of Moses. Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!
The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japans 1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the Chinpokomon Stand By Me - The California Raisins - Sing The Hit Songs (CD) designed to brainwash them into bombing Pearl Harbor. The parents band together to stop Japan and save America! Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Kyle finds Rebecca Cutswald to be quite intriguing and tries to woo her with his charm and teach her how to love and learn in public school.
Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers. Marvin stops in South Park to pick up the boys and take them to the planet Marklar. The Marklarians are willing to let the Ethiopians relocate to their world. The Christian channel does all they can to stop them.
Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr.
Hankey's Christmas Classics. Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones. He gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
At the concert Stan and Kyle try to figure out a way to "out cool" the kids from New York. Cartman tries to find "the brown noise" and is successful. Stan and Kyle plan against the kids from New York but their scheme goes much too far. He rushes to the bus stop to share his news with the others. He then unveils his latest plan. If they all combined their lost teeth, the tooth fairy will provide them with enough cash to purchase a Sega Dreamcast.
They soon find out that they are treading on someone else's territory. Now they have to work with the mobsters to keep their manhood. The kids have just won a sledding race. Token says that the only reason they won is because of Eric's fat ass. The girls challenge the boys to a sledding race down Phil Collins Hill. Token says that the boys can't lose thanks to Eric's fat ass. Eric then tosses a rock into the side of Token's head.
The people of South Park claim that this was a hate crime and send him to jail. There's something wrong with new student Timmy. About the only thing Timmy can do is say his name. Ignorant of the fact that Timmy is "retarded" they believe he has ADD, which relieves him of the responsibility to do any homework.
Soon the rest of the class manages to get diagnosed with ADD, and all get prescribed Ritalin. The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Marsh's home. Thanks to Grandpa Marsh the girls' grandmother gets "loved to death. Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys.
The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child. Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a perfect donor. The other boys go to Cartman's house with the plan to take one of his kidneys. Cartman thwarts their plan. Stan, depressed about the inevitable loss of his friend, decides to take action into his own hands and with the help of the parents gets Cartman's kidney for Stan.
Chef is declaring that South Park's flag is racist. Wendy ends up confessing to Bebe of her attraction to Cartman. The debate starts, but before Wendy can make her point, she kisses Cartman to regain her composure. Randy Marsh is against Stan's participation in any boy band. The boys land a gig at the local mall when it is threatened because there are only 4 members in the band.
Stan arrives and the group is set to perform when suddenly the mall elevator tragically crushes Kenny. A former boy band member steps into the spotlight to save the gig. The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They must go to Sunday school and learn that they must confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy, after all, he can only say his name. Feeling the need to confess their sins they catch the priest in a compromising position and decide to save themselves.
Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis, turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment. The kids have to face the 4th grade, and they're not too happy about it. Cartman cooks up a scheme to go back in time to return to the 3rd grade where things were fun and easy.
Two geeks help them rig Timmy's wheelchair into a working time machine and send Timmy on the trip of his life! Cartman has a new Trapper Keeper that blows Kyle's out of the water. After he's done bragging, a stranger tells him that it will soon take over the world if they don't destroy it now.
Cool A Space Odyssey and Akira parodies! The boys are doing their version of the Helen Keller Story and plan to beat the kindergartners show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with! Fireworks, fountains, and outstanding musicals galore!
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Her plan is to use Pip's tears to power her Genesis device and will allow her to gain revenge on all men. Cartman holds an intervention for her son's eating problem and is sending him to fat camp. Cartman returns from camp, 40 lbs.
Cartman is selling candy to the fat kids. Kenny is challenged by the other children to do crazy things for money.
Kenny's popularity rises and he soon gets his own TV show. An event happens where Kenny gets inside Ms. Crabtree's uterus for six hours. The "Raging Pussies" concert is on!
Kyle calls the police and says his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing their children. Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting.
They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Featuring Jesus, Santa Claus as themselves. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world! The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches Stand By Me - The California Raisins - Sing The Hit Songs (CD) wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.
Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe. In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences.
The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities. A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy. Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms.
While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues. The boys get a new video game system and their plan for the next 38 hours is to play it!
Until they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century. Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side?
After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos! Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse.
Much ass kissing ensues. Frustrated with long lines at the airport, Mr. Garrison Herbert to his friends invents a new mode of transportation that's "extra enjoyable" for roughly 10 percent of the population. Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park.
Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary. In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his f-f-friend's impending demise. Butters is back with his very own episode!
And he inadvertently reveals a dark family secret about his fathers' late night "shopping" sprees. A suicidal mom, a perverted dad and Butters caught right in the middle of all the wackiness! As the country Stand By Me - The California Raisins - Sing The Hit Songs (CD) obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally "comes out" with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat. With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians.
Not that he really cares. The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people. They immediately sign Butters up as a guest with a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize.
However, when there isn't enough of Butters' prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury. When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists call Tom Ridge! After calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the boys blockade themselves in Stan's bedroom, where Stan develops a "genital" disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables.
Maybe tortured baby cow meat really does a body good. The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since Kenny kicked the bucket.
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